Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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