If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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