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I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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