He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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