yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Randomize
