And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
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you win again, gameday.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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