I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
it was like eating out sand paper
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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