dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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