This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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