Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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