Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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