My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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