Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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