you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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