i barfeds in our rink
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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