I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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