i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Randomize
