we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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