They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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