I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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