Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
This couple is walking their pig around campus
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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