You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
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I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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