So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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