Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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