i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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