Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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