butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
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When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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