So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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