Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
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Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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