Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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