Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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