'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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