fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
Randomize
