I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I'm too high and old for this...
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
