Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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