Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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