is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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