I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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