Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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