He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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