She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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