I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
this is an emotional support booty call
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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