I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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