and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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