I must be too annoying 4 u.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
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