Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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