he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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