i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
