Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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