I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
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every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
I party with great urgency now.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Randomize