I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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