I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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