its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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