Christians are straight up FREAKS
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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