I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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